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First blowjob stories?

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Ahh, i love em.
My first time receiving a blow job was a saturday night after a crazy friday. I just wanted to kick it with some friends and smoke in his apartment(dad was in Europe for 2 weeks ) As im heading over there i get a text from a girl who i recently met, turns out shes friends with a lot of my friends but i never really met her until i started going to more parties. Shes about a 6/10, really cute face and personality, also an OK body. Well i picked her up, before we head in we smoke some bowls in my car, then we go inside, i say whatsup to my friends, then we get smoking more. A couple hours roll by and she says she wants to go back to my car. After a minute of walking back, we start making out, we finally make it back to my car and im already hard.

We sit in the front seat, make out more, a little talk here and there, then she mentions we should go to the back seat, i quickly agree. It gets pretty heated and i say what you want to do? She tells me shes a virgin then i say well we can do other stuff. I then take off her pants and finger the shit out of her while were still kissing. I make her climax a little then she takes of my pants and starts slurpin on my hard cock. Im moaning a little, then i push her head down more and she starts deep throating the shit out of me, she was gagging and all About 10 minutes roll by and my stoned ass finally is about to cum. I say something like 'alright' and she kind of lifts her head up and smiles, thats when i bust my first load haha. I quickly push her head back down on my schlong and she sucks me dry, it was wonderful. I then kiss her for a little more because im a dirty mother fucker.

Now lets hear your stories blades...getting blow jobs can be one of the best feelings EVER, besides sex of course. This thread isnt just about RECEIVING blowjobs, lets hear it all.
EDIT: hahaha oh shit i forgot, but when i finished she said "Now..you can tell all your friends that softball players arent lesbians." in a reaaally sexy tone. it was fuckin cute.
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right before football practice my freshman year of HS... oh memories...

not really a great story, there are much better
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i was 11, i pulled my tiny pre-pubescent penis from between the zippers. the 13 year old slut looked at it with utter disappointment. she had only been with older guys so she had never premature cock.. i was totally embarrassed when she giggled and started blushing hard. she though it was so cute she told me how pretty my cock was nd how smooth all my skin was... she took her shirt off and i helped her get out her tight jeans. we kissed and she took my hand and started rubbing herself. her panties were getting damp and she started to breath heavily. she grabbed the back of my head and pulled my face into her wet pussy lips. lick she moaned squeezing my head tight between her thighs. she said she would reward me for doing a good job and start squeezing my cock. it started to get harder and then she put her mount around it. she started to suck on it and it looked akward with how short my dick was.... it was really funny but i left nd felt awesome so did my friend who was getting his dick sucked by another town slut right next to me..nd we felt so proud of ourselves nd his mom [icked us up from the spot we were at and went home nd blazed miss in his tree house nd snuck back in nd ate hoho, nd whist castle, and fruity snacks !!
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I was smoking hookah with some people in my friends garage and all of a sudden I get a call. I look at who it is and of course it was my then girlfriend (ex now). So she asked if I wanted to hang out and eat some Chinese food, just chill and "watch a movie." Of course, I knew this was not the case but I said yes anyways because all of the people I was with at the time had different plans for the night, so it's not like leaving really mattered all that much anyway.
So I get there, and after her mom leaves, and after we eat our food, we start intensely making out while she laid on top of me. From there she just kinda unbuttoned my pants and waited till I had been hard for a while and gave me head. I came, she spit. Only blowjob I've ever gotten

It was enjoyable but teethy. Damn
Pirates of the Carribean at Disneyland.
Nough said.
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There's plenty more to be said about that.
She stuck it in her mouth,sucked and bobbed her head up and down.
Nah but really,we just sat on the back row of the boat and during the dark parts she just went down.

Then we got on the ride again,but were second to last row,but I asked the ladies that would have been on the back row if we could switch and they agreed.

We went to Disneyland once before and I fingered her on the Pinocchio ride hah.

Played with her tits at a Bug's life show.

That's about it really.
Do you have a disney fetish or do you just have really interesting timing?
Both.
I dress up in a mickey costume and make bitches suck my dick and say "Who's your mouse,bitch?!"
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Had sex before I got my dick sucked, so I never thought much of it.
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lol this thread isfunny as fuck
my first blowjob was at my brothers house, i introduced my gf at the time to my brother and his wife, and we all just chilled for a bit, then i took her to the basement bc i lived in the basement at the time, and we were lying down on the futon making out hardbody and then she pulled my basketball shorts down and started sucking my cock it was the best feeling ever
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I was 14. I went downstairs to fuck a chick at my friends house while he was upstairs. I fuck the shit out of her and she gives me some head. We decide to quit cuz i felt rushed. So she puts her clothes on and we walk upstairs. She put her clothes on, i was naked. Haha. When i get up their my bro is freaking out cuz i got a rager flailing through his house. Me and the chick head to the bathroom and she blows me, i fill her mouth, shot on her hoodie, pants, hair, face, on the bathroom floor, rugs, sink, and wall. haha good times.
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So did i, but something about me choking a girl with my penis is a beautiful thing.
How. I had a friend who hit himself in the face with his cum once but I think you might have him beat
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I was 15, my girlfriend at the time. An ex, now. She was going away for a few weeks for something so we were hanging out the day before she had to leave. Normal kissing stuff when she pulls my shirt up and starts to kiss and lick my stomach. Before you know it her tongue licked the head of my dick, and within a minute I had my hand on her head and she was all the way down . A few minutes later came in her mouth and felt rather satisfied with myself.